When disembarking from the Miss Hampton II onto Rip-Raps Island, the first thing one sees is this friendly welcoming life preserver. Though Fort Wool is allegedly patrolled by the Hampton Police Department, someone has obviously managed to abscond with twelve of this sign's characters, including all of its letters 'Y' and 'G.' All we need to do is look in the phone book to find a person by the name of Yyhghyy5tgwy, and we've got our culpruit.